dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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