I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
babies were throwing up all over the place
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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