That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
That accounts for only three of the penises
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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