Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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