So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Randomize