So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
A bitchslap is in order.
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