I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Randomize
