...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
