What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
How external is "for external use only"?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
God I need to hump something, right now.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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