let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
the liver wants what the liver wants
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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