i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
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i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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