i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
