Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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