Dual....:-)
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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