S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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