The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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