I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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