I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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