Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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