OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
did you just send me my own nude
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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