so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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