Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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