dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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