how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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