There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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