I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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