Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
