You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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