Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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