My hair reeks of homosexuality.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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