so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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