I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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