no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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