Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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