Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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