party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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