Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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