i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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