weddingsv make me drug and hornr
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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