you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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