you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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