I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You made out with two different species that night
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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