You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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