Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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