We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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