Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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