First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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