if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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