I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'm having to shit out rocks
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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