so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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