Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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