I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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