found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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