she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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