The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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