I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
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The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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